Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Niva is like Heaven on Earth with a Little Hell on the Side

Niva teachers are like toilets. Sometimes they give you joy, with their mirrors that help you fix your hair and their toilet bowls that give you relief from a horrible tummy ache. But sometimes they are scary too, like when you walk into a stall and see the bowl lid closed, and you just don’t want to know what’s inside so you cringe away from it. To me, all teachers have that toilet bowl characteristic.

Niva students aren’t like ones in other international schools. We don’t have hot guys, which can be disturbing even to a dog’s eyes. Almost everywhere I turn I see an ape still in the process of evolving to human. Some of them think they’re surface-of-the-sun hot and that everyone’s crazy for them, but in reality, they’re just lizards’ skeleton that got squashed in the middle of a door’s hinge that no one cared to clean. So to them, I say 'what-everrr'.

-Jan Nicole Domingo 9L

1 comment:

  1. 555555555555555555555555555555+++ !!! I was laughing with my toilet bowl mouth like crazy while reading your toilet essay!!! 555+ ^^ I like the part that says, " Almost everywhere I turn I see an ape still in the process of evolving to human." >O< Your essay is perfect and also very funny!!! I love it sooo MUCH BeBe!!! ~ ^O^

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