Everything in NIVA International School canteen looks good. From the sparkle of the food to the arrangement of the tables and chairs, everything looks better than Taylor Lautner shirtless. I bet it even smells better than him. That is, of course, before the call of the wild happens.
Everyone comes out of class starving, and we run to the canteen as fast as vampires to feed on the juiciest human being first. We make an orderly line (or at least we try) and respect everyone in it, even though we cut all the time because it is simply irresistible. As we get closer to the food, we start to smell it, and we know for sure that it does smell better than Taylor Lautner. So we take food that is past the limits that our stomachs could take, and go sit with our vampire friends.
But when you actually eat the thing, you’d realize that it’s horrible. It’s so bad that you’ll start to wonder if you’re actually eating food. Then you’d probably go to your vampire friends and say ‘This is probably how it would taste like if we were vegetarian and drank plant blood.’ Or you might go to your human friends and say, ‘Dude, I can taste your underwear in this thing.’ Then you’ll start to wonder what happened to the shirtless Taylor Lautner.
That’s just the food. You should see all the eating utensils we have, especially the cups. Sometimes I wonder if the cups are made to barf on, because they definitely don’t look like they’re meant to drink from. Most of them have brown stains inside that make you think of toilets and stomach aches. So if you just ate underwear-like food then look at the cups, you end up barfing on them and the whole ‘NIVA cups are made to barf on’ theory comes true.
Another horrible thing about NIVA canteen is that the sinks, which are used to wash our hands on, is always flooded. I don’t know if the school staff are just blind or if they just can’t be damned to fix a freaking sink, but what I know for sure is that it’s definitely not going to get fixed until someone throws a cabbage at them and screams, ‘UM, THAT SINK SEEMS CLOGGED UP, NOW DOES IT?’
But the funny thing is that everyone can see that the sink’s flooded, but they go ahead and gurgle there anyway, so there are always bits of chili and beef floating here and there. It’s a very disturbing sight; not the flooded sink, but how stupid and disgusting people can sometimes get.
One more disgusting thing about the cafeteria is that the place where we all dump our underwear-like food is dirty all the time. But I guess you can’t blame this on the school, because this is all done by the genius ness of the NIVA students. Some of them talk crap to their friends while throwing food, and so they end up scattering it around the place. It’s just like how you need to go to the toilet badly, but you don’t want to because you’re having so much fun dancing, so you explode then and there. It’s got everything to do with the student’s attitude, so for this one, we can give the school a cake while we give the students a good spanking.
But anyway, it doesn’t matter whose fault this is. It doesn’t change the fact that NIVA International School canteen sucks.
Jan Nicole Domingo (Nikki)
Grade 9L
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